I've been asked by several people for an account of my procedure. I also know that I am a guinea pig of sorts even though lasik has been around for quite awhile now. I can think of a few people who were like me and said, "I'll wait until you do it..." when I told them I was finally serious.
I'll try to make this brief...
#1) Picking a doctor was not easy. I had several people refer me to different places. I've been waiting to do this for 10 years so deciding to finally take the plunge was no small feat. I did a lot of research in addition to asking around. The Minneapolis newspaper advertised a guy with soap opera looks at the bargain price of $500/eye. Sounded too much like a chop shop to me although I'm sure he does great work. There's probably some drama to go along with it as well. There were doctors near and far and prices that fluctuated greatly. Ultimately, I decided on Wolfe Clinic which had multiple locations in Iowa, but the closest was 1hr15min away. Price was about the same as the local place I was refered to but still not what I would consider a small amount. They were refered to us by a good family friend that worked there once which made it feel a bit more personal, plus they had a great website, so to me that meant they probably could slice a good eye too. I think that planning ahead to help take cost out of the equation a little bit made it easier to go through with because it was 100% based on how it felt and not as much about how much it cost.
#2) The consult really sold me. I went over to Waterloo for the consult and they tested, tested and tested some more. I couldn't believe all the tests they put my eyes through! It made me feel like they were really doing their homework to make sure they could give me the best recommendation and that they would tell me if they didn't think I would be a good candidate. 3 hours for tests might seem like a nuisance, but to me it was everything that I needed. I scheduled the procedure that day for the following Monday.
#3) Word of advice - DON'T GOOGLE "Video of lasik eye surgery" the night before your surgery. I thought it would be good to see what I was getting into. Wrong. First of all, there's all kinds of different ways to get lasik done. One of which involves a blade cutting the flap of your cornea open. Video of this is not pleasant and even though it's not what I was going to have (mine was 100% laser), it still made me more nervous than I was prior to watching the video. I'm convinced that what you don't see can't hurt you.
#4) The actual procedure was quick. Real quick. First part - they put some drops in to numb the eyes. Then they gave me some Valium which at the time I didn't think did anything at all, but afterwards it's obvious they are pretty sweet because I remember thinking that I was Mr. Joe Cool through the procedure and having no worries at all. Ya- that could not have been me sin-drugs. First step was going to a "clean room" where they have a "laser" (think Dr. Evil from Austin Powers when I type that) set to cut the flap over your cornea. Actually, it's not really cutting in my case. This "laser" puts bubbles at an exact depth under your cornea, and they form a flap. First, the doctor put an apparatus in my eye to hold the lid open. Didn't bother me at all and I couldn't feel a thing. Then for the worst part of the whole deal - they put this cup type thing actually on my eyeball to keep the cornea centered. They literally push it until it pops in place on your eye. It didn't hurt at all, but it felt a little weird. And immediately afterwards, everything when black. He rolled me under the "laser" and about 30 seconds later, I'm out from under it, he removes the cup deal and I close that eye. You know what it's like when you stare at the sun with your eyes closed? That's what it was like for me, except I saw red which made me think my eye was bleeding profusly. Then it turned green and before I could think about it any more, he had me open the other eye and we repeated everything again. Total time was about 3 minutes. Once both were done, I opened my eyes on command and things were blurry. They prepped me to expect that, and it wasn't as bad as they had made it out to be. I was able to stand up and walk to the room next door where another "laser" was housed. I layed down and again had an apparatus hold one of my eyelids open. Feeling nothing, I could see the doctor moving the eye around, washing it off, and what I assume to be him folding the cornea flap over. The I hear "Hoden, right eye, 7 seconds". I was told to stare at the green light, which immediately went a little hazy and after what must have been 7seconds, the light is clear again and they close that eye. Repeat with the other one. This part was absolutely painless, easy and over in half the time it took to "laser" the flap. Once done, they said to open my eyes. I said "are you sure?" thinking that no way should I be able to see after all that. I was able to squint them open and see just fine. They taped some clear plastic protective shields over me and sent me on my way. Bottom line - the procedure was absolutely painless and much quicker than I could have hoped for.
#5) After 30 minutes in the car, I started to feel a little irritation in the eyes like when you get a little dust in there. Nothing crazy, but up until that point I had felt nothing. Once home, I easily slept for a few hours while Beth took the kids to a park (my wife is great). When I woke up, my eyelids felt a little sticky and there was still some irritation as well as some sensitivity to bright light. Nothing that made me want to rub my eyes like crazy or anything like that. By 6pm and 6 hours after the procedure, I felt 100% normal other than the fact I still had these plastic shields over my eyes. Post-op wasn't as bad as I thought it would be either.
#6) My vision wasn't as remarkably better as I thought it would be that day. It wasn't until after I got to the doctor the next morning and took the plastic things off that I really realized that things were a lot better. In retrospect, I should have taken off those shields as soon as I woke up. Instead, I drove to the doctor with them on like a baffon because they told me too. They are just there to keep you from rubbing your eyes at night. Anyway, lesson learned was to not judge your vision improvement until that first eye exam. Apparently I have super-human vision at 20-15. Like Superman. If you want x-ray vision you can get it for a price. They don't advertise that fact.
#7) I went to work the next day after my check up and everything has been great since. There is a little redness on the outsides of my eyes where I assume the cup things suctioned themselves to my eyeballs, but it is not a lot worse than what they look like after a late night out.
I've been extremely happy with the results so far. One of the main benefits I wanted all along was to see the ball better in all the sports I attempt to play. Spotting a fly ball before it is 10 feet from me, watching the spin on a tennis ball, being able to see where the golf ball lands...these are all things I compensated for before since I didn't wear glasses or contacts. I hit a bucket of golf balls at the range on my way home from work today, and truth be told it didn't look a whole lot different. I could see the ball, but I can't remember what it was like before. We'll see how everything else pans out when it comes to sports. All I know is I still have 4 years eligibility... Coach Huinker?!?!? But then tonight, I was outside and looking at the moon rise and seeing all the detail in it - that was something I haven't been able to experience without glasses for as long as it has captured my imagination. I know it was worth every penny. At least for me anyway.