The one who “couldn’t compete” pulls out ahead.
By: Tara Huinker
Decorah, IA - Ahhhh what a beautiful morning it was. The sun was shining, turkey roasting, shoppers were shopping, gravy to stir……… and a race to win. Yes, someone was pregnant. Yes, someone wasn't feeling their best..and yes, someone ate too much at lunch and left it on the track for all to see.
Brian Huinker, founder of the The Thanksgiving Mile Run, was his arrogant self the morning of. He claimed a beer or 2 before the race wouldn’t hurt anything….eating about a 1/3 of a very large cheese ball and probably consuming 2,000+ calories for lunch wouldn’t set him back. Besides, his biggest threats for the race (I wouldn’t call Amanda a threat ) either “couldn’t compete” (Tara), wasn't feeling well ( Chris), or had been doing timed sprints at the Dubuque track weeks before the race (Beth).
Runners, take your positions…
As usual, Brian bursts out ahead, cuts to the inner lane, trying to find a good pace, and hoping to gain a comfortable lead. This lasted for the first 200 yards. On the 2nd lap he was forced to hurl over and again on the 3rd lap. gross. He was officially no threat to Chris or Tara. At a time of 7:07, Tara finishes in first place. Not far behind, Chris Hoden takes 2nd with a 7:35 time. Brian Huinker with a rough 8:20, Beth Huinker Hoden at 8:30 (an impressive 2 mn shaving from last year) and Amanda Roiger Huinker at a remarkable 15mns flat.
A special thanks to Thyme Thornton for being a tremendous honorary mention for the day. She fought hard and by far had the best form of all participants. Also a special thanks to the Amanda’s family, Mark, Linda, and Nate for your words of wisdom, timing the runners, and cheering us all on. To Great Grandma Millie for sticking around and watching. Grandma Pat and Grandpa Roger for believing in me and cheering against Brian. And to Marie for taking care of Beth’s kids, while timing her on the Dubuque track. Without your efforts, there would not be this competitive tradition every year. Thank you.
Stay tuned for the next Thanksgiving Huinker mile run of 2010. For all you out there eager to train for a mile, here’s some advice. Don’t train on an elliptical – it does nothing. Instead, get on a track, practice your breathing, and if you have a sibling that is full of her or himself, take it as fuel for the fire.
God Bless.
(Don't try to read what's on Mya's back. It's really inappropriate. Thanks Aunt Tara:)








